"Bad day for Pirates everywhere"

Kudos to The Lima News for this clever headline today. No, the story was not the dramatic rescue of the Captain who had offered himself as a hostage to Somali pirates to save his crew. The headline was later in the paper, in the sports section, the story being of Reds' pitcher Aaron Harang pitching a masterful shutout over the woeful Pirates. Nice weaving together of two disparate events on an eventful Sunday, one which saw the Masters won by an Argentine golfer for the first time ever, and the Indians pick up their first win of the young season.